October 2, 2011 • 33,698 notes • villainz
September 30, 2011

I wanna be him when i grow up.

September 30, 2011 • 1 note
I’m heart broken. So let me dance!
Snooki
September 1, 2011
this place is cool. moooossstly cuz i work there.

this place is cool. moooossstly cuz i work there.

September 1, 2011
September 1, 2011
August 30, 2011 • 1 note

Haley is smart

Haley: How do you spell 'constemplated'?
Me: What? 'Constipated'? Do you mean 'contemplated'?
Haley: ....oh is that the word? Yeah, 'contemplated'.
August 29, 2011 • 1 note
August 22, 2011
The way you’re on my dick must really hurt your knees
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
August 22, 2011

In reference to CU Band photo...

Me: Ooh! Is that us??
Laura: Hmm...No it can't be! There's a black woman...